alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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