She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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