I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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