it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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