She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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