im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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