It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Farmville is her only friend.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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