Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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