im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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