Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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