I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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