I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
do nipples grow back?
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