We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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