Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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