Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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