All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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