Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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