They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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