Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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