You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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