got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize