oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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