what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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