Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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