For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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