So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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