I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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