remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
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