Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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