High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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