Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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