I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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