I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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