If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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