My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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