Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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