I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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