Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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