Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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