the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
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