When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
You were trust falling into bushes
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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