I wish life had little blips of pornography
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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