So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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