i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
