yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i just had sex bonerless
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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