Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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