i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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