he shaved USA in his pubs
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
