Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
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