Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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