Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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