Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
do herpes really smell.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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