yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I intend to get homeless drunk
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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