does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I party with great urgency now.
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