in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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