no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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