i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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