I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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