he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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